As seen on a dumb shirt :
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You're under arrest and :
No I don't know who you are.
No i don't care who you are.
Yes you do pay my salary.
Yes, you can have my job.
No, i don't have anything better to do.
Yes, i arrest real criminals sometimes.
No i'm not picking on you because you're ______.
No, i can't give you a break.
No, i don't know your friend, Officer ____.
Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call.
Yes, you probably will never do it again.
No, we can't talk about it.
Yes it does make me happy.
Yes, you will see me in court,
Your arresting officer